Don’t take my word for it, just ask my ex husband. Oh yeah, he’ll tell you I’m a cold hearted bitch who never loved him despite putting up with his lying, cheating and addictions for nearly nine years, but that’s beside the point and not what I’m talking about. He or anyone else who knows [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Weight Loss’
20 Oct
Sex, Donuts or Both?
So this morning I sent a text message to the New Romantic Interest posing a very simple question – “You know what I’ve had on my mind all morning?” And who’d have thought I’d be so easy to read, because the reply I got was the following – “Sex, donuts or both?” *audible gasp followed [...]
15 Oct
And She’s Off … to a Very Slow Start
So I’m a week and a half into my itsy bitsy teeny weenie Hawaii bikini challenge and I’ve lost a whopping 1.5 pounds of the 11 pounds I set out to lose. This leaves an intimidating 9.5 pounds left to lose in the next four and a half weeks. So when I do the math, [...]
1 Oct
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Bikini
Considering it’s October 1st most people would hardly deem this bikini season. But not me. Why? Because I’m headed to Maui with new romantic interest on November 14. *squeals with delight* then *shrieks with panic* Oh my god, it’s bikini time. Now, the truth is, my body is already pretty much bikini ready. But it’s [...]
25 Sep
Black Leather a Big Motivator
Quality of life, improved health, increased life expectancy, vanity – you’d think these reasons would be enough of an incentive to maintain weight loss achieved through bariatric surgery. But quite often they are simply not enough, or maybe more accurately, they are simply too much. These reasons are just too ethereal. Motivations like these are [...]
21 Sep
On a Serious Note – Farting
Ok everybody does it right? So what’s the big deal, it’s just a little gas amongst friends. The problem arises when it’s among coworkers, acquaintances, clients or *gasp* a new romantic interest. To start from the beginning, the very best place to start, I became one of those gastric bypass patients who experiences a lot [...]
16 Sep
Really, another bariatric blog?
Why am I doning this blog anyway? Well because us long-term post-ops get the short end of the stick. Endless info is out there for pre-ops and new post-ops but us forgotten former fatties have issues too.
15 Sep
Cut, but Uncensored
An introduction if you will, to me, your guide on this tour through long-term living with gastric bypass.
